...You claim that similarity isn't evidence of common descent, but never second guess a DNA paternity test.
... You think evolution violates the second law of thermodynamics, despite the fact that "Order" in the thermodynamic sense refers to usable energy and not complexity.
... You repeat Michael Behe's claims of irreducible complexity, but have not read the Dover Trial Transcripts!
... You claim that scientists cannot show you any transitional fossils, and when shown a fossil like Archaeopteryx, you claim it is just a creature with a mix of bird and reptile features.
I'd like to come up with some more, so please tell me your "You Know You're a Creationist" joke in a comment.