Anyone remember my last post on "You Know You're a Creationist"? Please submit any ideas you have, I intend to build on this.
You know you're a creationist if...
...You call evolution a dogma, and then complain that scientists are always changing their story.
...You think evolution is a big conspiracy that no one can dissent from, yet you point to scientists' disagreements to show how unstable evolutionary theory is.
...You claim that similarity isn't evidence of common descent, but never second guess a DNA paternity test.